"Everything You Can Think of is True" from Other Stories and the Horse You Rode in On (Conundrum Press)
You can order my book of short stories from Conundrum Press, or find it at fine book and comic stores near you.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
"what about a lesbian princess" always seems to lead to two answers
- what about a gay prince?
- what about a female princess that doesn’t hinge on a love plot?
what about I didn’t ask for your shitty opinion I asked for a lesbian princess
Ingredients: apples, onions, potatoes, salt, pepper, cinnamon, cheese.
This is a really great recipe for fall/winter nights when you want something hot and hearty! It has carbs and protein from the potatoes and cheese, and is pretty easy to make.
- Cut up the apples, potatoes, and onions into…
This sculpture is called Miscarriage
I felt this.
hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories!
if you wanna read more creepy stories that will scar you for life click here
Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that